| Yo mama's so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. |
| Yo mama's so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee. |
| Yo mama's so black, she bleeds smoke. |
| Yo mama's so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger. |
| Yo mama's so black, she drinks water and pees coffee. |
| Yo mama's so black, her ass looks like two tires. |
| Yo mama's so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. |
| Yo mama's so black, she went to night school and was marked absent. |
| Yo mama's so black, she makes night look like day. |
| Yo mama's so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on. |
| Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk. |
| Yo mama's so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants. |
| Yo mama's so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off. |
| Yo mama's so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper. |
| Yo mama's so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets. |
| Yo mama's so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth. |
| Yo mama's so black, if her eye's were red she'd be a beeper. |
| Yo mama's so black, her nickname is evening. |
| Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey. |
| Yo family's so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo. |