| Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard. |
| I saw Yo father jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch. |
| I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse! |
| Yo father's so fat, even his dick has rolls. |
| Yo dad’s so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her. |
| Yo dad's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11. |
| Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung. |
| Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts. |
| Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet. |
| Yo father's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas. |
| Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down. |
| Yo father's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face. |
| Yo father has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard. |
| Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do. |
| Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World. |
| Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick. |
| Yo father's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that. |