| Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top. |
| Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?" |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens." |
| Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick. |
| Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared. |