| Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. |
| Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. |
| Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head. |
| Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks. |
| Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. |
| Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. |
| Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. |
| Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters. |
| Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. |
| Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. |
| Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. |
| Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. |
| Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds. |
| Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them. |
| Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes. |
| Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates. |
| Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry. |
| Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater. |
| Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack. |
| Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it. |
| Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound. |
| Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk. |
| Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it. |
| Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo. |
| Yo mama's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints. |
| Yo mama's hair is unbeweavable. |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan! |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it. |
| Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass. |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed. |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it. |
| Yo mama's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures. |
| Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind. |
| Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets. |
| Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls. |
| Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar. |
| Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over. |
| Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies. |
| Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. |
| Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags. |
| Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died. |
| Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow. |
| Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. |
| Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread. |
| Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher. |
| Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo. |
| Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula. |
| Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray. |
| Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick. |
| Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair. |
| Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears. |
| Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!" |
| Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny. |
| Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tattoo "front" on her chest. |
| Yo mama's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters. |