| Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. |
| Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away. |
| Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead. |
| Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. |
| Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts. |
| Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. |
| Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. |
| Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped. |
| Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. |
| Yo mama's like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, fast, easy and free! |
| Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime. |
| Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. |
| Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth. |
| Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth. |
| Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. |
| Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her. |
| Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. |
| Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. |
| Yo mama's like a library, open to the public. |
| Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat. |
| Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours. |
| Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back. |
| Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot. |
| Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot. |
| Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off. |
| Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night. |
| Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." |
| Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. |
| Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her. |
| Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. |
| Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in. |
| Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. |
| Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind. |
| Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more. |
| Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. |
| Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. |
| Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow. |
| Yo mama's like a fan, she's always blowing someone. |
| Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow. |
| Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. |
| Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers. |
| Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. |
| Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing. |
| Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. |
| Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free. |
| Yo mama's like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy. |
| Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. |
| Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. |
| Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump. |
| Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods. |
| Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. |
| Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. |
| Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. |
| Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. |
| Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. |
| Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers. |
| Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. |
| Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. |
| Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. |
| Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded. |
| Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. |
| Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!" |
| Yo mama's like a Toyota, "I love what she does for me!" |
| Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on. |
| Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck. |
| Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. |
| Yo mama's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop. |
| Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick. |
| Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score. |
| Yo mama's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear. |
| Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. |
| Yo mama's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her. |
| Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package! |
| Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. |
| Yo mama's like a window, always open. |
| Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours. |
| Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. |
| Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide. |
| Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get. |
| Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread. |
| Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. |
| Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket. |
| Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in. |
| Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride. |
| Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her. |
| Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head. |
| Yo mama's like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it. |
| Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap |