| What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. |
| The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg. |
| Yo mama interned for Bill Clinton. |
| Yo mama's such a lazy ho, the only thing she won't do is the dishes. |
| Yo mama's such a ho, when you step on her feet her legs pop open. |
| Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. |
| Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. |
| Yo mama's blind talkin' bout seeing is believing. |
| Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. |
| Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. |
| Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. |
| I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag. |
| If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine. |
| Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. |
| Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage. |
| Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. |
| Yo mama's so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on. |
| Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine. |
| I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!" |
| Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealous. |
| Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous. |
| Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas. |
| Yo mama threw the shot-put in high-school. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes. |
| Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time. |
| Yo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bo-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK. |
| Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50. |
| Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over." |
| Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead. |
| Yo mama's so jealous, she got mad when I made you suck my dick. |
| Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens. |
| Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it. |
| Yo mama's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty. |
| Yo mama was on the cover of Crackwhore magazine last month. |
| Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence. |
| Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank. |
| Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum. |
| Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased. |
| Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. |
| Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass. |
| Yo mama's such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style. |
| Yo mama's such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot. |
| Yo mama's such a bitch, she has to wear a collar. |
| Yo mama's such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob. |
| Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream. |
| Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs. |
| Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB. |
| Yo mama wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service." |
| Yo mama's so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah. |
| Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked. |
| Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black. |
| Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome. |
| Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels. |
| Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I put my dick in her mouth she said "One at a time!" |
| Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. |
| Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin. |
| Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater. |
| Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. |
| Yo mama's a ho in training. |
| Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator. |
| Yo mama's a stunt double for John Travolta. |
| Yo mama's a stunt double for Mr. Clean. |
| Yo mama's so ragged out, when she sat on a stool she started sliding down. |
| Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me 'round." |
| Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "I ain't standing for this!" |
| Yo mama's house is so cold, the roaches ice skate through the kitchen. |
| Yo mama's house is so nasty, when I went in the bathroom I saw a ring around the tub and a bunch of roaches. I asked what they were doing and they said they were having a track meet but I'd have to buy a ticket to watch. |
| Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies. |
| Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers. |
| Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, the cockroaches are hunchbacked. |
| Yo mama said I should get a $100 tattoo, 'cause then whenever she wants to blow a $100, she's got me. |
| Yo mama been on welfare so long that her picture is on food stamps. |
| Just because Yo mama spends most of her time in the missionary position, it doesn't make her a nun. |
| Just because Yo mama sucks dick in a phone booth, it doesn't make her a call girl. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard. |
| Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door. |
| Yo mama's middle name is Rambo. |
| Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9. |
| Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch. |
| Yo mama's so flat chested, she's jealous of the wall. |
| Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling. |
| Yo mama's so cheap, I gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change. |
| Yo mama's so cheap, even you could buy her. |
| Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone. |
| Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. |
| Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times. |
| Yo mama puts the Ho in Ho Ho Ho. |
| Yo mama's such a ho that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door. |
| Yo mama's so easy, after sex she says "Who are you guys?" |
| Yo mama's such a whore, she doesn't say "Cock-a-doodle-do", she says "Any cock'll do!" |
| Yo mama's such a whore, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns. |
| Yo mama's such a ho, Yo daddy is a multiple-choice question. |
| Yo mama's twice the man you are. |
| You'll never be the man Yo mama was. |
| Yo mama's a man. |
| Yo mama, 'nuff said. |
| Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty. |
| Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number. |
| Yo mama got on the bus and started hanging curtains. |
| Yo mama drives a peanut. |
| Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs. |
| Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs. |
| Yo mama works at the government cheese factory. |
| Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. |
| Yo mama's a one-legged lesbian kick boxer. |
| Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." |
| Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. |
| Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. |
| Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant. |
| Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. |
| Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. |
| Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom. |
| Yo mama's Yo mama. |
| Yo mama's maxi pads are so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets. |
| Yo mama's so chunky, she be the chunkiest mama in all da' land. |
| I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for volunteers! |
| I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over. |
| I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. |
| I saw Yo mama eating a Ho Ho and thought to myself... I guess you are what you eat. |
| Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. |
| I could have been Yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs. |
| I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom. |
| I could have done Yo mom, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to not spend it all in one place. |
| I could have been Yo daddy, but the line was too long. |
| I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence. |
| Yo mama's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later. |
| Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter. |
| Yo mama's strong... then again, smell isn't everything. |
| If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards. |
| If your mom and dad got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister. |
| The difference between Yo mama and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't call me the next day. |
| The back of Yo mama's heels are so ashy it looks like she been kickin' up flour. |
| What's the difference between Yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair. |
| What's the difference between Yo mama and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. |
| The difference between Yo mama and a 747: not everyone's been on a 747. |
| The difference between Yo mama and a 747 is that Yo mama carries more passengers. |
| The difference between Yo mama and a 747: about 20 pounds. |
| The difference between Yo mama and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin. |
| I'm gonna cut yo mama down so hard crack couldn't get her high. |
| You suck, yo sista' sucks, and Yo mama would suck too... If I had a nickel. |
| Yo mama's so country, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. |
| You don't have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set. |
| You suck... your mom does too but she charges. |