| Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. |
| Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. |
| Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's. |
| Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. |
| Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. |
| Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. |
| Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. |
| Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. |
| Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. |
| Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. |
| Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. |
| Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. |
| Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. |
| Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. |
| Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. |
| Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. |
| Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1. |
| Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock. |
| Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired. |
| Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals. |
| Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs. |
| Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. |
| Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper. |
| Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. |
| Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block. |
| Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro. |
| Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel. |
| Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter. |
| Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number. |
| Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. |
| Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch. |
| Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing. |
| Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces. |
| Yo mama's so old, she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible. |
| Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. |
| Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired. |
| Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs. |
| Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam. |
| Yo mama's so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve. |
| Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments. |
| Yo mama's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments. |
| Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible. |
| Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. |
| Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust. |
| Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples. |
| Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade. |
| Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. |
| Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private. |
| Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape. |
| Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white. |
| Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight. |
| Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. |
| Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS. |
| Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus. |
| Yo mama's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers. |
| Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. |
| Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off. |