Yo Mama's So Short...
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Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up.
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.
Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.