| Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. |
| Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. |
| Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'. |
| Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. |
| Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. |
| Yo mama's so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup. |
| Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike. |
| Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. |
| Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?" |
| Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. |
| Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. |
| Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. |
| Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit. |
| Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape. |
| Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!! |
| Yo mama's so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet. |
| Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections. |
| Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. |
| Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out. |