| Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a cup to the movie "Juice." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. |
| Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when asked what a pronoun was, she said a noun that gets paid. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying! |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the bix. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. |
| Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know". |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1" |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's..." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Harry my first baby daddy, Willy the guy I see on Thursdays..." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911". |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese." |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs. |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge." |