| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. |
| Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store. |
| Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. |
| Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." |
| Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance. |
| When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!" |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys. |
| Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth. |
| Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice. |
| Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death. |
| Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. |
| Yo mama's got shark teeth. |
| Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite." |
| Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose. |
| Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile." |
| Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways. |
| Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. |
| Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket. |
| Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket. |