| Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, bitch looks like she was hit by the whole damn ugly tree! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back." | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast." | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell they said "There's nothing ordinary about it!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, they named her "Damn!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull. | |
| Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the stitches off Frankenstein. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins." | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. | |
| Yo mama's so damn ugly and desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tiger too. | |
| Yo mama's such an ugly bitch, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog." | |
| Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, she can stand on the front porch and count the chickens in the back. | |
| When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!" | |
| Yo mama's so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it. |